rubbishing sia !

2006-04-22T00:19:00.000+08:00

hey erm i made a new personal blog.. cox i am realli dman sian.. go visit pleaseee...

http://edixone-mmc.blogspot.com/

2006-03-28T11:23:00.000+08:00

i'm damn bored laaa.. haizzzz =((

2006-03-27T22:49:00.000+08:00

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And an airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas

2006-03-19T18:03:00.000+08:00

i'mmmm terribly tired and sick! ahahhahas
well got like mc for more than a week pleaseeee but so suay.. having it during
selections... RAHHHHH!!! and its over btw... was on from wed till today... 5 days man... no shit it's dman sian....

but i'm being fed like a cow by our nutritionist... HAHAHAHHAHAS.. yumm... weilder jelly pleaseee... its like 2bucks plus per pack.. which is like so small.. but hu cares waste the sports council's money =))

hehx!
erm... anyways i'm like dman sad la...
day before race got fever of 38.1 degrees, cough and sore throat...
day one all my equipment breaks... then went to the doctor cox i was dying...
day 2 to 5 was dman sad please... was like constantly drousy.... stupid cough mixture.... lousy drugs... rahhhh!!.. yeahs thats abt it liaos... i live a boring life..

and tml i need to go to sp to listen to a brief on the maths diploma sp is offering me... i hope its like once a week if not i realli got too many commitments to fulfil... =S

2006-02-23T00:01:00.000+08:00

marker war is gay and i've been totalli vandalised...
gym is bad i cant even move at all hen i wake up...
and i'm becoming fat cox i'm eating macs like everyday..

oh and i went to school at 11 today.. wow i so cant be bothered...

2006-02-18T23:18:00.000+08:00

OH YEAH, first post of many many years.

friday, tsk ! edwin.

i went out with alili + sheryl.

okay FINE. cannot beat edwin's 12 girls orgy gang.

WHO CARES you millenians.

i got SAC. HMPH !

okay okay millienians joking ah.

can take joke right !

ah, so mahty.

- sorry to any maht or minah here, not racist comment -

-looks up

i'm serious i'm not trying to make fun ah

not trying to be funny

don take offence.

WHOO anyways ! pink panther is so cool!

so funny, the 2 sacians laugh to weird

esp sheryl !

and and she smells nice, YES EDWIN.

go try smelling.

not that i tried, it's just could smell.

yes I'M A SHAREHOLDER OF THIS BLOG.

but edwins the MAJOR SHAREHOLDER

for those who dono =P

genegene

2006-02-14T21:29:00.000+08:00

happpie depavali everyoneeee!

well today was great spent a lot of mmoney on a lot of presents for the guys! =))
hahahas

kiara got me nail art and cynthia knitted a rose for me and wrote me a sweet letter! AHHAHAHAS!! tyyy!! =))

anyways we went to ecp ytd to cycle and destroy the macs.. oh and we had saucing =)) fun stuffs! i love them all! =)))

2006-02-12T14:36:00.000+08:00

HEH HEH.. cheeky 13 =)

2006-02-06T21:02:00.000+08:00

results on fridayy!!

2006-02-02T22:52:00.000+08:00

erm a new exclusive group has been form...
the aunty edwin fan club..
apparently according to SOME people i am a freaking cheeap aunty -_-"

and ermm... today was funn of shit man...
we had tatoos and erm.. i got 2 slaps from siew leng.. wtf..
no one slap me before la!

and i almost died thanks to adeline and siew leng..
siew leng was pinching my arm..
and she was like 'eh so hard so hard.. got muscle leh'
then adeline kaypoh come and tried to grab my other arm...

then i saw a car coming so i was like eh car coming! then i cross the road hoping that they wont follow but adeline follow and stop me so she can grab my arm.. and the driver in the car give me balck face please... and i'm like totalli injured and beaten..

ps: cynthia has a realli "interesting" ez link card photo... oh and i carrved my name on her water bottle... LOL!!

2006-01-31T16:39:00.000+08:00

oranages are rotting

harharr

2006-01-28T21:46:00.000+08:00

happie cny! =))

i havent received a lot of oranges yet though... lolz
but i guess its abt the goodies and the money la..

i'm super moody nowadays.. but i think its cox of the sharp pain in the bone in my face..
i might have broke a bone above my jaw... and my nose bleed when i blew my nose.. gotta go doctor.. hahas...

tc everyonee!

2006-01-26T16:56:00.000+08:00

to the asshole thats spaming my tag aimlessly..wtf is ur problem? u got sumthing wrong with u ah? u tell me u not happie for wat? i can do anything if ure that lousy... u no friends so u come here complain abt things that has nothing at all to do with u.. for wat? u wanna find friends ah? oh is that just sumthing very very wrong with u...

u wan sumthing u put ur name down... why u so scared? u coward or wat man? got big fat mouth complain complain... but cant even type ur name.. u weak ah? or wat?

why u wanna make so much noise? u attention seeker ah? or u seriously bo liao? if you think we doing sumthing that u dont like i think u shld come up to us and tell us..

anyways u think u so dman big.. how bit are u anyways? u exco in sji ah? or u just NOTHING? are u student leader? no right u think u got god granted permission to come here telling me wat to do?

unless u put ur name there i think u shldnt be here cox i dont see ur point.. wat ur aim? u wanna find firends ah?

2006-01-26T16:36:00.000+08:00

i just realised that our gp teacher is dman good la!...

he seems to be our good friend.. and he joins us in saboing siew leng...

he gave us his msn add? and errmm... even dares to asks us to give him some sweets that we brought to class.. how cool is that?

oh he believes in ermm... the FACT that siew leng is the root of the noise made.. HAHHAs poor girl.. oh wells...

oh today played the daring thing again.. it gets better and better...

and pool after school.. joey is gay please...
tmlll is reunion for all of us! =)
havent seen some of us in a longgggggggg time.. but at leats many of us still hanging around tgt in mi...

2006-01-26T16:18:00.000+08:00

sharon mei and ashley jie the CHIO"S
=)

bye sharonnn!!! today was her last dayy..

2006-01-25T20:46:00.000+08:00

2006-01-24T17:20:00.000+08:00

today i sold me phoneee =)) hhahahahs
i feel rich noww..
even though i saw the cut throat prices of the other phones and saw how incrediably poor i actualli am...

i shall save money, collect hong bao and SPEND IT ALL! =)) wahhahs damn i'm gonna go broke one day...

anyways i have my normal day of recess 'es'es'es =))
and PE! omg pe was dman slack la... run a lot and do stupid exercises..
i sweat more play hard at games..

btw all ponned chiense and chem
chem got 13 ppl go and the teacher found out we pon class...
chinese onli 8 ppl wen..

by the time emily told me chem teacher angry we pon class i was at raffles city selling phone after aood meal at billy bombers! hahahas

2006-01-20T22:10:00.000+08:00

eh eugene i went for camp fire la!
saw u lehhs! but u sooo busy!!!
lolz! so many of us la! summore i ponned school!...

eh wtf man i suddenly saw that hwa chong guy form mi! hahahs and those mgs ppl also!
dman crazy we make a lot of noise hHHAHAhs.. oh wells! this week i ponned like 4 days of school or sumthing man!.. oh wells!

anyways! tml going to sentosa =)) wahahahs!

2006-01-19T22:41:00.000+08:00

i did TWO chin ups.
clap la !
campfire !
go ah !

2006-01-19T16:27:00.000+08:00

wat to sayyy..

ponned school todayy... ( it rhymes)
went to nanyang poly... benjamin and i are cheapo kings please... anyways i got sum vigra thingy from there... supre tired now... but i guess it was fun...

oh i changed my hp plan also... its damn good la!

1k msg
10 mms
100 mins (out)
unlimited (in)
still got free caller id and a lot of free things... bought a new phone.. but i feel like selling it to benjamin.. 88 bucks.. chinese new year discount.. HAHHAHAs

still got 25 bucks k box voucher... i'm selling it for 10 bucks! =))
lap top bag! erm... i think this can sell for 20 bucks.... HAHHAs well i cant remember my new number.. so thats just wrong.. HAHAHHAS!

OH! and on the way back to novena, got two girls came to talk to us.. one was damn hot la!.. HHAHHAHAs.. but we started talking shit to them... LOL... then they started laughing... then ask us we wat school... LOL! and we told them chij... -_-""

anyways we gave them the free teen mag.. after all we took 3 since the lady so blurrr! lol... =)) wat a fun day... oh and i got free subscription to teens* mag.. but i didnt apply.. HAHAHHS! i dun read anywyas...

2006-01-18T15:59:00.000+08:00

today is a stupid day... and i still get scolded a lot...
first thing after assembly.. hair check... well the form teacher seems to be picking on us la... ALL 7 sji boys in my class were 'carfully selected' to go in front of the assembly because we have 'unsuitable hair' well guess wat all of us not going to school tml... anyways it seems form other classes as well.. abt 15 of us from sji standing in front.. wth la.. i think mi teachers have sumthing against sji...

take the pe teacher for instance...

pe teach: u boys better stop playing around...

we: why??

pe teach: do u know that ur embarrassing ur secondary school??

we: so?

pe teach: wel i dont wan u embarrassing this school

darren: well we're embarrassed by this school

pe teach: (points to me) and u.. why are u wearing stc badge??

me: i got dsa to go to stc

so diao right... wats his point anyways??

anyways.. today i have chemistry lesson for the FIRSt time... HAHAs anyways got scolded... apparently i did not do my hwk... so the teacher say stay back and pass up to her.. was the onli one laaa.... so during lesson i was doing her hwk.. then she scold me for doing my hwk... wtf man... so recess i do all and pass up to her make her damn paiseh... =))

screw mi man.. i think the teachers there are freaking bias... anywyas tml not gg school le...

lizz*

2006-01-17T20:27:00.000+08:00

today is sian my first pe lesson after skipping pe several times.. but of cox i didnt participate in pe la i got mc =)) but thats not the point.. i think the mi teacher is dman kou peh... i got scolded by the pe teacher 8 times.. and best part i dont recall doing anyting wrong... oh wells... such an ass plleaseeee

erm.. i heard from kenneth that the lao shi wants to change the chinese rap whcih is me cox my chinese is realli damn lousy plus i keep skipping home tutor period... blahh so bad.. judge ppl by their results.. hahahahs

well i left today at 1.30... cudnt take the damn lectures.. school supposed ot end at 3.45 i think its like so so boring please.... anyways we went to sji.. had a GOOD lunch there.. unlike in mi where the food sucks like crap..

stayed till 5 =) had lots of fun... met sir han.. now he thinks that i go back to sji everyday.. HAHHAHAHs

oh i'll keep recording how many times i get scolded a day.. today it was 17... hopefully tml got more! and tml got hair check... algae skipping school just to miss the hair check... oh wellll!

i think i'm begining to hate mi more and more now =))

edwinn!

2006-01-16T10:21:00.000+08:00

yes yes eugene i know ure jealous and all... HAHAHAHs...

erm i'm gonna wear my chij badge cox i dont have any other badges to wear unless i wear the mgs one or the ri one... but i'm gonna buy some later.. i think i buy abt 30 then go mi sell =)) ahhahahas!

blending is no problem i still remember that time during orientation camp the parent tot i was sec1 even though i was wearing the psl t shirt... -___-" ask me how my first few days in sji were... LOL!!

eh see u later! dont make fun of me horr! i kinda am pai ka cox my wraist kinda pork kai already.. -_-""!

2006-01-15T12:11:00.000+08:00

okay i shall post b4 edwin floods the blog with his shit.
lol erms, monday tomorrow! oh yeah.
edwin, wear ur sji badge, try to "blend" in.
hope that service thing takes damn long.
pon as many lessons as possible.

those people who wanna get fit one,
sitting in a boat all afternoon,
and getting a weird tan wont help.
GO RUN !

yeah and erm.
the psl smile.
:D

2006-01-13T20:30:00.000+08:00

ok as the days pass we're geting lazier and lazier....
today didnt go for a single lecture...
onli crashed cynthia's and joan's maths one... but then we also nva learn anything cox we were busy sleeping, eating, drinking and playing cards.... oh wells

i dont wanna go to school on monday.. got hair check.. and besides that chinese teacher is dman kou peh...

today also we all left earlier... skipped the last period... oh wells.. i realli think that the damn school scuks la.. onli nice thing is the people... oh and today i got my chij, stc bagde back from gar.. =) hahahas YAY!

went to town to get siew a card.. the sisterhood is spliting the cost.. hope she likes it.. =))

2006-01-12T21:55:00.000+08:00

wel school is fun but borin.. its actualli realii boring and we end up doing stupid things like skipping lecture... ytd skipped all except for one... and during that one i was scolded for copying sharon hwk.. but tis wasnt my fault la i cant see the damn screen...

ermm we playd bball during out 'recess' which we had while everyone else was at lecture. go scolded by sum kp teacher... then we went to library.. keena sai form librarian cox we making a lot of noise..

then i walk around then sumone call me of cox must pick up right but i keena caught by teacher.. wah siann... no one shld scold me la... anyways if u scold me i'll just withdraw from school... i'm damn sian le...

oh we also crashed joan's and cynthia's course for a while cox we needed to find this malaysian guy that sold vcds and dvds for low prices..

today was crap.. i skipped all the lesson except for one.. and errr... we had class period so we voted class comm... 6 sji boys in class com how cool is that? anyways i m the chinese rap.. cox all the people in my class dont have anyhting lower than a b3... and i got D7.. so i am obviously special...

at 1245 we all cabbed to beauty world for pool...

i'm sick now.. we to doc... have 3 day mc.. i recieved a letter form sport council asking me to re new my contract =)).. too bad i m on mc HAHAHs YAY! i shall skipp the first few trainings of the season.. but i need to go back to return the contract...

edwin.

2006-01-10T18:13:00.000+08:00

this is called the edwin soccer bowl... =) before starting please remember the number for ambulance incase sumthing goes wrong...

step 1: place ball infront.. step forward.. focus... and tap back leg on the floor 3 times for good luck.....

step 2: take 3 steps back and dash forward and strike the ball with all might.. (it hurts like crap)..

step3: feel the pain in ur foot.. but dont let out a scream or the guy at the counter will come and yell at you...

Ps: if u do it properly, the ball will curve and it'll hit all the pins down... =)

when ur foot bleeds after that please dont stain the floor, they just waxed it.. =) ty!

2006-01-10T16:27:00.000+08:00

ermm.. ytd was good shit... spend like 14 hours with the sissy sexy noisy sisters.... LOL!

we watched elizabethtown.. i think orlando bloom is HOTTT! HAHAHAs i'm jealous!

oh wells... i got like totalli molested by cynthia and germaine... bloody perverted! HAHAHHAs

and cyn says i m fat... but lucky ger thinks other wise.. if not i jump down lao!

and then sharon thinks i bitch like non stop.. well..

i'm so totalli retarded.. we watsed lots of time and money..

and neo sessions were fun.. supposed to teach cynthia pool today but i went out in morning with legion, went for lunch at meridian...

then rushed to marina bay.. victor's bowl to bowl... i saw leonard.. =)) sji ppl we must keep in touch k!!! omg so glad!

anyways i need to go for dinner party again.. rahhh!

2006-01-08T20:12:00.000+08:00

school's tml again..

urghhh! in school, edwin is know as the sji guy and is always sabo-ed repeatedly...
i was promoted to edwina then knighted as elizabeth and is refered to as liz for short..

sharon and liz have joined forces to defeat the straight people and spread gayism..
and to do this sharon has devised a game plan of founding a sisterhood and liz is the second member and is thus known as queen elizabeth... while sharon remains president...

along the way the sisterhood has joined forces with other disturbing and not so straight powers..
namely ashley jie (the oldest sister), ger (the bond slave), princess cynthia (whose mum is liz), and joan jie... other unstable forces would be ruth hu is still unsure on joining the clan.. the princess, cynthia has proposed that the group be renamed 'hotPinkbutterflies' we are still looking into these matters... mean while requitment is still going on...

admission is free.

edwinn! =)

2006-01-07T22:25:00.000+08:00

s1 orientation camp !
ur psl, ed-venturous eugene (name after edwin =P)
me and julian, tactical movement.
run from cover to cover, roll on the ground, crawl... those rubbish.

s1 first bath TOGETHER ! single file !
"equipment check ! 30 secs ! GO GO GO !"
yeah and like they have 3 mins.
and 10 secs after they go in they hear "2 mins left !"

lol. of course, psl bath time.
like 50 psls naked in one shower room.
me and other guys went to bathe in the staff toilet !
i went the ladies !
wah nice toilet man.

1, 2, 3 !
3, 2, 1 !
sji psls !
steady anot ! steady ah !
sexy anot ! sexy ah !
song anot ! song ah !
constipated anot ! HUMPH !

2006-01-06T17:23:00.000+08:00

lol... awwww now u are at camp... ohh wells!

so sad horrr! last day of orrientation for me.. OH!

the pon ti an nak is actualli from SAC! HAHAHAHAHs
oh yeahhhh!.. HAHAHHAs

but we shld forgive her because of 7******* hahahahhas yep...

LOL james girl.. yeah she's pissed with u eugene!

edwinnn!

2006-01-05T19:46:00.000+08:00

eh edwin and all. my teachers are useless.

chinese teacher. WANG WEN. she say like,
"you all sec 3 already, can do self study."
and she leaves us to read the book for dono how long.

bio teacher. lim siew mei. ask question she go like,
"not to worry, it'll be covered in sec 4".
i think she doesnt know the answer.

i slept in class.
boring until can die.
how's MI?

eh i went to plaza sing this afternoon to buy sec 1 stuff,
i saw the james girl.
one who cursed the straw or sth?

eh and come for orientation camp tml leh !
GG

2006-01-05T17:24:00.000+08:00

wah lao today got this super pale looking girl with super long hair that tried to make me join the performance... she look like pon ti an nak la!.. lol... dman bitch summore pull me up and i told her to get lost -_-"

yeah! i feel i've achieved sumthing.. HAHAHAHas ppl dont wanna volenteer u dont anyhow touch people please!

edwinnnnn

2006-01-04T21:22:00.000+08:00

hmmm... eh how the hell do u put signature man... tmd...

edwin... zzzzz

2006-01-03T23:44:00.000+08:00

YAY! =)

edwinnn

2006-01-03T23:24:00.000+08:00

HEY ALL !
edwin and i are going crazy
HOW HOW.
nvm !

eugene.